DanDaMan97x

immortalhdildo:

*warlike flashbacks*

*genuine war flashbacks*

eternalsailor2chainz:

E X C U S E M E YOU ARE E LIST MOTHER FUCKER. IM # FUCKING 1 AND YOURE THROWIN SHADE AT ME??? YOU BETTER FALL THE FUCK BACK WITH YOUR DAD MUSTACHE LOOKIN LIKE YOU HAVIN A MID LIFE CRISIS WEARING SHORTS AND A SNAPBACK. EVEN BLACK MACKLEMORE OVER THERE ON THE LEFT GIVIN THAT SIDE EYE AT YOUR SHITTY OUTFIT. IRRELEVANT ASS BITCH.

eternalsailor2chainz:

E X C U S E M E
YOU ARE E LIST MOTHER FUCKER. IM # FUCKING 1 AND YOURE THROWIN SHADE AT ME??? YOU BETTER FALL THE FUCK BACK WITH YOUR DAD MUSTACHE LOOKIN LIKE YOU HAVIN A MID LIFE CRISIS WEARING SHORTS AND A SNAPBACK. EVEN BLACK MACKLEMORE OVER THERE ON THE LEFT GIVIN THAT SIDE EYE AT YOUR SHITTY OUTFIT. IRRELEVANT ASS BITCH.

sextingyourfather:

you laughing but yo laptop wet dumbass

sextingyourfather:

you laughing but yo laptop wet dumbass

lameboyfriend:

a true shrektastrophe

totianamaslany:

I cAME OUT TO MY FRIEND AND

totianamaslany:

I cAME OUT TO MY FRIEND AND

did-you-kno:

Whale poop is a main ingredient in the most expensive perfumes.
Source

did-you-kno:

Whale poop is a main ingredient in the most expensive perfumes.

Source

every porn ever
guy: *touches girl on the arm*
girl: MMMMMMMOOOOHHHHHYYYYEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHFFFFFUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKYEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHH